I got this strange little video (a Zelda parody) in my e-mail the other day: [link] Bwahahaha, the "keys" crack me up. And the Master Chief instead of the Master sword... XD It's one of the good ones out there.

I'm still alive. Updates should be around this month, now that I've hooked up my tablet and such. O'course, I also have to do a Secret Santa for Smackjeeves. We'll do our best.

BTW, I'm a member of this club now . We like, sell stuff (handmade plushies, hats, origami, written works, etc.) and I was wondering- if I were to sew Link hats (any style), would any of you be interested in purchasing one?

Anyway, I got tagged;


A
- Available: Yeah. I wonder why. XC
- Age: 17
- Animal: Dolphin, seagull

B
- Birthday/Birthplace: 9/25/91, Wichita, KS
- Best Friends: Bleh. No one really knows me that well. I'd say Jackson, but he's always mean to me, so I guess my brother's the best I got- I feel comfortable tellin' him secrets and stuff, which I don't with anyone else at the moment.
- Best feeling in the world: Doing something right.
- Best weather: Moderate temperature, not hot or cold at all, smooth air that makes you wish you could fly.
- Been in Love: Nope. That won't be for a while, I reckon. *sigh* There's nobody weird enough for me- that doesn't move away, anyway... Maybe there will be later.
- Been on stage?: Yes.
- Believe in yourself?: Depends. Usually.
- Believe in life on other planets: Ja. Humanity is really selfish to assume that we're the only ones here, just because we can't percieve any others yet. But we're bigoted like that.
- Believe in miracles: Maybe. ; It'll take one. ;;
- Believe in Magic: It exists somewhere...
- Believe in God: A writer, and artist, just like me, but with a more sadistic sense of humor. I'm familiar with the fellow.^^ I wouldn't say that he's the god of any one religion, but there's definitely this guy watching me. All the time. ; In a way, he's my buddy. XD
- Believe in Santa: Somewhere in me, yes. ;
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yeah. There are voices and imprints left by everyone and everything.

C
- Car: Green Suzuki XL7 named Zuki, with a Spiderman thingy on my antenna and a pet dragon named Zucchini on the dashboard.
- Colour: Green.
- Cried in school: Yeah. I cry all the time. XD I get stressed easily sometimes.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Peppermint. Pistachio. Neopolitan?
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese
- Cake or pie: Pie.

D
- Day or Night: Twilight, LOL ( As in, Twilight Princess. Not like that, vampire people! Grrr, I don’t like sparkly things… xD Unless they’re swords or fairies.)
- Danced: Meh. Yeah, I looked like an idiot, too. xD
- Dance in the rain: Nah, walking is enlightening enough.

E
- Eyes: Stormy.
- Everyone has a: Shadow?
- Ever failed a class?: Nuppers! I think I got a B in a class once, though. 

F
- First crush: Some stupid kid in elementary school (I only did it because that’s what I was “supposed” to do. I went through the same thing with finger polish and wanting a Barbie doll. I’ve long learned since that people expect stupid things from you, so screw them.)
- Full name: Sarah Ruth.
- First thoughts waking up: Vore. Yes, I am a disgrace to humanity.

G
- Greatest Fear: Failing?
- Giver or taker: Giver.
- Gum: Gets stuck in my hair.

H
- Hair Colour: Dark brown. You’ll notice the length before the color, though.
- Height: 5’4”
- Happy: I’m generally content, yes.
- How do you want to die: FATAL HILARITY.
- Health freak?: Not so much. That’s not living.
- Hate: Society’s brainwashing, and stuff that gets too freakin’ popular.

I
- Ice Cream: Peppermint.
- Instrument: Pianah.

J
- Jewelry: Three cheap spiral bracelets on my right hand; blue for Wisdom, green for Courage, and red for Power. I use them to school people in the ways of the Triforce XD. A cheap watch on my left hand, with my hair tie doubled around it.
- Job: Art commissions? I do sell stuff occasionally. Don’t have job yet. All the cool ones are taken.  I may be selling hand-sewn Link hats (and possibly buttons) through soon, so tell me if you’re interested!

K
- Kids: Meh. I’m really bad with them. ; I might have some someday- A girl named Aposiopesis (short, Posy), Wendy, Tuesday, Cricket, Nyuki, a boy named Peter, Marcus, Xavier, Mortacai (sorry Mortacai, I love your name. XD), Hector.
- Keep a journal?: Nah. I write stories for myself, and draw pictures for myself. Stuff I don’t want people lookin’ at. XD

L
- Letter: S
- Laughed so hard you cried: Yeah. Speaking of which…. (See “How do you want to die”
- Love at first sight: They say that they’re the longest relationships (if it’s truly that you look at them and say, “I want to be with this person for the rest of my life”. Not “I wanna tap that.” Yuck.)

M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate
- Movie: Little Miss Sunshine, Stranger Than Fiction, Stardust, and many, many others.
- Mooned anyone: Mmm, no.
- Motion sickness: Oh, heck yeah. Don’t ever get on a plane with me, trust me.
- McD’s or BK: Burger King’s artificial smoke flavoring will give you cancer. Plus, chicken nuggets with honey is okay. And at least the apple pies are legit.

N
- Number of Siblings: 1
- Number of Piercings: Zippo. It’d kinda be asinine to get them in my ears, what with my hair.

O
- Overused Phrases: “That’s intriguing”, “SHUUUT uhhhp!”, “—Zelda--”
- One wish: Someone perfect for me that will stay with me forever. Do people like that exist? The only people I really like usually move away, or are otherwise inaccessible.

P
- Place you’d like to live in: Ireland. England. Been there, it’s great. They’re not nearly so judgmental of physical appearance as people are in America. I wouldn’t have to shave all the freakin’ time.
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke. Don’t drink soda much now, though.

Q
- Questionnaires: Hm.

R
- Reason to cry: Failing. Not being good enough.
- Radio Station: BOB. Oldies. Sirus. I’m not really picky about music, though.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Who cares?

S
- Song: Steel. Feel Good Inc. Anything by 12 Girls Band or Jamie Cullum
- Shoe size: 9-10-11. All shoes seem to more or less fit me.
- Skipped school: No. Unless I was sick…
- Slept outside: Yeah.
- Sports: Theatre?
- Seen a dead body?: A kitten died in my arms. 
- Smoked?: Nah.
- Swear?: Mentally, yeah. Occasionally, I say hell, or DAMNATION! (never damn, though…
- Shower daily?: Every other day.
- Sing well?: Hm, good enough. I can carry a tune. Not a solo type person, though.
- Stuffed Animals?: Sure. I have a billion CatDogs.
- Single/Group dates: Prolly group and then split up. Though I wouldn’t know, since the people who would love me don’t exist. At the moment, anyway.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberry.

T
- Time for bed: 10:30 or so.
- TV: The Simpsons and Flapjack.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Again, who cares?

V
- Vegetable you hate: Erm…. Can’t think of one.
- Vegetable you love: Spinach! It’s good in everything, and it’s great for you!

W
- Weakness: Me?
- When you grow up: I’ll be a starving artist, prolly.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No one does. That’s the problem.
- Who makes you laugh the most: Nathan.
- Worst feeling: Not being good enough.
- Wanted to be a model?: Ha, if they’ll take me, which they wouldn’t, since I wouldn’t let ‘em touch my hair or make me shave my legs… ;
- Where do we go when we die: Depends. Some other existence, whether that be in another form, or another plane of sorts…
- Worst weather: Extreme temperatures.

X
-X-Rays: Yeah.

Y
-Year it is now: 2008.

Z
- Zoo animals: Orangutans, Giraffes.
- Zodiac sign: Libra of the scales and of balance. Suits me. My horoscopes always make sense, too. ;

LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in a bed beside you?: Huh.
2. Last person to see you cry?: Nathan.
3. Went to the movies with you?: Mom and Nathan.
4. You went to the mall with: Mom
5. You went to dinner with?: Mom.
6. You talked to on the phone?: Ariel.
7. Made you laugh?: Nathan.



I tag whoever's bored enough to do this. Right now. Do it.