I wrote that gag, by the way. Maybe five years ago. I never give a Llama badge without the pun. It is a price the recipient must pay for the Llama.

Here we are.

Most of the out-of-the-blue friend requests I get are actually from hot college chicks who like my profile picture and who think we could really have a good time together. Which is rather flattering except that they always want my credit card number. None of them mentioned "quirky," by the way.

Ah, I see. Considering that it's your three wishes, I almost feel as though I don't have a right to persuade you otherwise. But, I'm going to say something about it anyway. : P Maybe you could ask to erase irrational fears, or the sort of fears that don't help you to survive. Having some fear keeps people alive and from doing some really stupid things. Yet, of course, too much of it can keep us from doing the things we want.

I'm not sure if this is any help but...I try to think of the possible consequences. If its potentially awesome, that usually carries me through. It's easier said than done of course. I struggled with this more in high school. I knew there was alot of things I wanted to do, alot of friends I wanted to make, and unrequited loves to pursue, none of which ever happened. I regret not doing those things out of fear, but I don't regret these things happening. Looking back, I think there was lesson to be learned.

Bouncing around is rough. It's not preferred, but it is somewhat expected-especially for the creative professions/ self-employment. Unless instant fame happens...which usually doesn't. -.-

Aw. I'm sorry to hear that your stomach isn't kind to you when you want it. Honestly, I can't relate. When I get nervous, my metabolism shoots up and then I have to use the bathroom. .__.;;; This sucks when I'm in full dance costume and about to go on stage. ><

If you wish for a dragon, also wish for the resources to take care of said dragon. Perhaps, both in same sentence so it counts for one wish. What kind of dragon would you wish for?